I typed out the popworld transcript as I have no idea how else to let you enjoy it. So..............

Picks Koala toy out of bag

"It's a cliche`, but it is a Koala.What I've heard about Koalas, is that they're not that friendly. In the wild, if you pick one up, they can actually latch on to your nose (puts Koala to his face). They're vicious little beggars!

Picks toy bulldozer out of bag

What's this? Oh wow! This is freaky, this is a bulldozer. My family called me Doze. And it comes from the fact that when I was a little boy, my dad said that I looked like a bulldozer. (Looks at camera) That meant that I was very muscular, thank you very much! But, er, yeah, next. (Throws bulldozer over his shoulder). Sorry about that!

Picks out R2D2 toy

Oh, it's R2D2! Yeah, I'm obsessed with Star Wars, blah di blah, (starts playing with toy) begging for George Michael to get me in, er, (laughs) not George Michael, he's a popstar! George Lucas, to get me in the movie, so it's er, I was touring for so long so er, R2D2, I could be your co-star one day.

Picks gardening gloves out of bag

Oh dear, it's er, gardening gloves! Yeah. (Puts gloves on floor and puts his hand into the bag) Erm, no, I have good memories of Savage Garden! I have great memories of Savage Garden, just horrible memories of gardening!


Picks SR cd out of bag

Oh, goodness me! Maybe a road to my solo career and my single Strange Relationship! (Shows SR clip) (looks at cd cover) Me with a beanie on. Yeah. Hm. Strange Relationship. Go and buy it.


Takes Yoga tape out of bag

Oh! I love yoga! And not just Geri yoga either. Not even Madonna yoga. But pure and simple San Francisco yoga, which is what I do.


Takes out map of San Francisico

*Gasps* San Francisco is where I live. I'm Australian really, (in Aussie voice) g'day, but I've lived in San Francisco for 5 years now, and er, it's, it is actually my favourite place in the whole world, I have to tell you. (Points at Alcatraz) This is where they used to keep prisoners, Alcatraz. I can see Alcatraz from where I live. A view of a prison does wonders to the mind, I can tell you.


Puts hand in the bag

There's only one more memory left, before I put the bag on my head.


Takes out U2 alb

(coughs) It's my favourite band in the whole world, U2. And I dunno, they're one of the bands, that I think ,they constantly re-invent themselves and they have long (something I couldn't make out), they've been around for 20 or so years, and, er, they're so much bigger than a hit single, and besides, they've got Bono. What more could you want from any band?

So that was, my bag of memories. Now I'm gonna put this bag on my head. (holds up bag) I'm kidding! See ya.

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ July 15, 2002 07:03 AM: Message edited by: good_enough4darren ]</font>